Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Lower Grades (LG K-3)
Book Level
5.5
Points
0.5
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
2610
Points per Word
0.000192
Page Count
48
Points per Page
0.010417
Description
This book is a humorous revelation of the real reasons why adults tell children to do things such as "Eat your vegetables," "Comb your hair," and "Don't blow bubbles in your milk."