Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Middle Grades (MG 4-8)
Book Level
2.9
Points
0.5
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
1772
Points per Word
0.000282
Description
"You know what I hate?" the baby asked. "People coming up and giving me great slobbery kisses. No-one asks 'Do you mind if I give you a kiss?' No! Once, a woman with a big, hairy mole on her chin stabbed me with it. So I bit her!"