Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Upper Grades (UG 9-12)
Book Level
5.0
Points
5.0
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
34717
Points per Word
0.000144
Page Count
154
Points per Page
0.032468
Description
In this parody of Stephenie Meyer's TWILIGHT, Belle Goose falls in love with a nerdy vampire named Edwart Mullen, whom she tries to convince to turn her into one of his kind, and runs into trouble when he seems to find girls repulsive.