Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Lower Grades (LG K-3)
Book Level
4.2
Points
0.5
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
785
Points per Word
0.000637
Page Count
32
Points per Page
0.015625
Description
Stuck between a rump roast and a pie, the old man living in the freezer finally gets to tell his tale of woe.