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Description
While Mom and Dad are away, a pirate takes Billy and his sister Heidi on a wild adventure. They sail their "fish-stick finger" house to Itchy Ear Island. Along the way, the pirate tells them quirky facts about pirates, parrots, and cabbages.
Quick Summary
A pirate babysitter who turns a home into a ship and sails kids to a wacky island with ridiculous pirate trivia makes this one of the most unusually hilarious adventures your child will ever read. Kids will go crazy for the goofy facts about parrots and cabbages mixed with the mischievous chaos of siblings Billy and Heidi. If your kid likes "The Bad Guys" series or "Captain Underpants," they'll devour this silly swashbuckling story. Perfect for early readers in grades K-2 or ages 5-8 who want a quick, laugh-out-loud adventure.