Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Lower Grades (LG K-3)
Book Level
4.3
Points
1.0
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
4586
Points per Word
0.000218
Page Count
112
Points per Page
0.008929
Description
The Grammas of the world have been taken over by slimy alien hair products. Beware of toxic baked goods, lethal homemade sweaters, and man-eating garbanzo-bean casseroles.