Reading Metrics
Grade Level
Middle Grades (MG 4-8)
Book Level
4.6
Points
1.0
Fiction/Nonfiction
Fiction
Word Count
9629
Points per Word
0.000104
Page Count
80
Points per Page
0.0125
Description
It looks like a newspaper, but the resemblance stops there. This off-the-wall parody covers such interesting news stories as Gerbil Elected President of France, One-Minute-a-Day School Opens, and New York Gets Its First Teddy Bear Cab Driver.