Absolutely, Positively Not cover

Absolutely, Positively Not

Author: LaRochelle, David

Reading Metrics

Grade Level Upper Grades (UG 9-12)
Book Level 4.8
Points 6.0
Fiction/Nonfiction Fiction
Word Count 43805
Points per Word 0.000137
Page Count 219
Points per Page 0.027397

Description

This book chronicles a teenage boy's humorous attempts to fit in at his Minnesota high school by becoming a macho, girl-loving, "playboy" pinup-displaying heterosexual.

Quick Summary

David LaRochelle's novel drops you into the life of a Minnesota high-school sophomore who decides the only way to survive the social jungle is to become the ultimate "straight" guy decking his locker with playboy pinups, bragging about nonexistent dates, and adopting an over-the-top macho attitude. The humor is quick, the voice is authentic, and the story balances laugh-out-loud moments with the real fear of being outed, making it feel like a modern teen comedy that actually gets the pressure of fitting in. It's a great pick for teens who love snarky, fast-paced reads, especially those who enjoy a lighter take on teen angst, and reluctant readers will find the short chapters and jokes keep the pages turning. Parents should note that the book tackles teen sexuality in a comedic, over-the-top way, but it's not explicit just a lot of silly posturing and a sweet underlying message about being true to yourself. By the end, the main character learns that trying to be someone else is exhausting, and the payoff is a heart-warming, laugh-filled reminder that authenticity beats any pretend persona.