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Description
Danger Is Totally Everywhere: School of Danger is the third installment in the Dangerology series, in which Dr. Noel Zone, a self-styled danger expert, takes a teaching position at a local school after a mishap with his Danger Mobile, a repurposed shopping cart. The book offers a humorous guide to recognizing and avoiding common school hazards, from vampiric teachers and haunted books to cafeteria chaos and classroom mishaps, using lists, jokes, and safety tips. It follows Dr. Noel Zone as he mentors the Pupils of Dangerology, showing readers how to navigate the everyday dangers found in classrooms, hallways, and the lunchroom.
Quick Summary
From haunted textbooks to vampiric teachers, Dr. Noel Zone's wild Danger Mobile (a shopping cart) crashes into the school in this laugh-packed minefield of absurd hazards. Kids will devour the goofy danger-avoidance tips, the cartoon-style danger meter, and the nonstop jokes that turn even a routine fire drill into a plot twist. If your kid likes Diary of a Minecraft Wolf: Player Attackn Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal a Wimpy Kid's goofy school chaos and Goosebumps-style spooky surprises, they'll love this. The book is perfect for middle-grade readers in grades 4-6 (ages 9-12) who enjoy silly survival guides and quick, humorous reads.